Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
Lavender
10:00am
I’m looking for lavender. Cut, dried, whatever. I need lavender for product photography, and because today is the deadline I’ve set to launch my first ad campaign. Shouldn’t be too bad, except that lavender isn’t in season right now. Dried shouldn’t be a problem though.

10:30am
Relaxed. Made cheese omelette. Enjoyed said omelette with orange juice. Getting ready to start looking for lavender.

11:00am
Nobody local has any lavender. Dried or otherwise. Some lady referred me to an arts and crafts store, where some moron referred me to someplace that didn’t "sell those kinds of products". He seemed almost offended when I asked if they had dried lavender, and got off the phone quickly.

11:30am
Called multiple places. Fuck, people, is it that hard to get some lavender? It’s a fucking flower, not a pound of crack. How hard can it be?
Sidenote: I’m near Baltimore, so getting said pound of crack probably isn’t that hard at all.

12:00pm
Jesus fucking christ, people. I know the stupid flower is out of season, every asshole flower shop I’ve called has told me that. It’s not a secret, so don’t act like it is. It’s just a fucking flower, somebody has to have it. I’m not going to order the stupid things online, that’s retarded.

12:30pm
Just placed order for dried lavender online, shipped from California of all places. Fuck you all.



Picture of the day, the connection should be pretty easy to figure out.

Posted at 16:05:46 on Thu, Apr 17 2008 by ilurvemakeup:
So smoking is being worked on, but now you’re going to be a nonsmoking, but drunk lol

Posted at 4:14:40 on Fri, Jun 13 2008 by fuzkittie:
LOL~ shouldn’t these flower people know about green houses?!


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