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This is not Hockey.Posted at 6:50am on Tuesday, Apr 29, 2008
It’s called, "See how many calls we can miss."


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Pirate Pub Crawl - HighlightsPosted at 9:10am on Thursday, Apr 24, 2008
Yeah, so I missed another few days. Photos are from last weekend.

4/20: Parrots.


4/21: Some lady was terrified of the parrots. It looked friendly, I don’t know what her problem was.


4/22: Pirate guy was rather drunk. This is one of those photos that probably shouldn’t really exist.

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Cat. Window.Posted at 11:37am on Saturday, Apr 19, 2008
Artistic.


Thanks for bending the blinds, by the way. All of the blinds at my apartment have cat-sized holes in them for these things to stare out of.
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LavenderPosted at 12:38pm on Thursday, Apr 17, 2008
10:00am
I’m looking for lavender. Cut, dried, whatever. I need lavender for product photography, and because today is the deadline I’ve set to launch my first ad campaign. Shouldn’t be too bad, except that lavender isn’t in season right now. Dried shouldn’t be a problem though.

10:30am
Relaxed. Made cheese omelette. Enjoyed said omelette with orange juice. Getting ready to start looking for lavender.

11:00am
Nobody local has any lavender. Dried or otherwise. Some lady referred me to an arts and crafts store, where some moron referred me to someplace that didn’t "sell those kinds of products". He seemed almost offended when I asked if they had dried lavender, and got off the phone quickly.

11:30am
Called multiple places. Fuck, people, is it that hard to get some lavender? It’s a fucking flower, not a pound of crack. How hard can it be?
Sidenote: I’m near Baltimore, so getting said pound of crack probably isn’t that hard at all.

12:00pm
Jesus fucking christ, people. I know the stupid flower is out of season, every asshole flower shop I’ve called has told me that. It’s not a secret, so don’t act like it is. It’s just a fucking flower, somebody has to have it. I’m not going to order the stupid things online, that’s retarded.

12:30pm
Just placed order for dried lavender online, shipped from California of all places. Fuck you all.



Picture of the day, the connection should be pretty easy to figure out.

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CarsPosted at 4:51pm on Tuesday, Apr 15, 2008
Both of my cars, finally back up at my apartment. This picture, as well as the last, were taken with my new camera, so I can finally cut down on the amount of photoshopping I have to do to everything.



Photoshop color balance and blur license plates only.
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